Tag: humor
member name: Granny Janny H.
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October 03, 2009 08:18 AM EDT --
diagnosis was diarrhea of the mouth complicated by constipation of the ear doctor tried but could not cut the crap patient died within the year
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May 22, 2006 08:25 PM EDT --
A hedgehog, a mole, and a shrew
Were looking for something to do
They sang as a trio
A little off key. Oh
And so they were put in a stew
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April 07, 2008 03:22 PM EDT --
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My cool Gather friend named Bart ( Bart H. )
Always tickles me with his odd art
His special group called "One"
Is charming, amusing and fun
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March 06, 2007 04:20 PM EST --
Mystery School Mantra
($29.99 at Enlightenment.com)
Take it from me
Here's what I see
Meditation is free
I create my day
By what I say
And how I pray
The price I pay
Is always now
Not yesterday . . .
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August 30, 2007 06:06 PM EDT --
A giddy gadfly with green apple eyes
Dallies gladly with guileless guys
One might call her a flirt
But she'd never desert
Her husband and family ties
Sweet flirtation is filling . . .
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December 13, 2007 11:41 AM EST --
Rude Awakening
Groggy at sunrise
Slow shuffle to the bathroom
Warm rump meets cold seat
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May 02, 2009 10:44 PM EDT --
Never practice yoga
Wearing a toga
Objects might be bared
Someone might get scared
After all - body parts do fall
Older ladies wear a shawl . . .
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August 04, 2009 09:05 PM EDT --
Song For Your Supper
A hedgehog, a mole, and a shrew
Were looking for something to do
They sang as a trio
A little off key. Oh
And . . .
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August 02, 2006 01:53 PM EDT --
New month begins now
Paper piles form a mountain
Soft wind sighes "Oy veh"
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Climbing the mountain
My pen signs the checks to pay
Stamps send them away
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Open the mailbox
It's . . .
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April 15, 2009 11:06 AM EDT --
Hot flash
Radiation
Unexpected heat wave
Shed all clothing if possible
Weather
for Laura M. and a wink to William Dotani
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July 14, 2006 12:01 PM EDT --
" A RIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE"
COMPOST! . . .
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February 08, 2008 04:48 PM EST --
Sheila Deeth wrote this lovely poem for the Poetry Please Group prompt of the week, "Myth." You can comment on it by clicking here.
www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977250499&nav=Namespace . . .
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February 11, 2009 10:34 PM EST --
I don't have time to write a Villanelle
Piles of paper rising daily higher
But if I did - it just might turn out well
This work space is a testament to hell
Might . . .
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May 16, 2008 01:35 AM EDT --
Welcome to Gather Essentials: Writing for Friday, May 16th
The theme of aging is hot as the front line boomers . . .
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July 09, 2007 09:59 AM EDT --
Oops!
“How do you do?”
I said to him
But he just stood there tall and slim
“Nice day isn’t it?”
I queried then
Again no reply not even when
Said I to him
“Must . . .
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April 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT --
Man seeks
Life companion
Resembling my mother
Must be willing to sacrifice
Fulfilled
Dedicated to Rose, my mother-in-law
Photo by Sam . . .
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October 09, 2008 12:56 AM EDT --
haras(s)sarah ~ a palindrome poem
A candidate for VP named Palin
On her small boat was sailin'and nailin'
But her words made her sink
Without any ink
And now . . .
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January 11, 2009 01:29 PM EST --
I could savor eighteen oysters
In a half shell of a minute
Scarf a bowl of steaming mussels on the side
Paint my pizza with anchovies
On the top and even . . .
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October 08, 2007 03:19 PM EDT --
For Edward Nudelman ~ A man, a mentor, a Writer and a Friend
Inspired by his article, How to Read a Poem
What is the taste of poetry
If you swallow or you bite?
I've licked . . .
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December 10, 2007 01:43 AM EST --
Ode to Poetic Obsession
The clamor was for cheesecake
But instead iambic verse baked
When it's time to pay the bills
Writing haiku triggers thrills . . .
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